HIDE FROM YOU

Complaining about the boss on a burner account, and yet—some stranger kept liking every single post. I mean, how’s a guy not supposed to lose it when the person handing out work like a drill sergeant is also stupidly, unfairly hot? Then one day—bam! Caught red-handed, mid-rant about said boss. Yeah… this was it. Career over, right? Wrong. Instead of getting fired, he got told to pack his bags— and move in with him!? “You said I finish too fast?” “Uh… Boss, I—” “You said anyone who dates me deserves pity?” “Boss, I didn’t mean—” “Then don’t forget to pity yourself in advance… sweetheart.” “!!!” All Akin ever wanted was to win the lottery. He didn’t mean to win Patrick, his boss’s heart!