Deal with you

When Prode had grown weary of always playing the dominant role, he thought it was time to switch things up— to receive for once, just to see what life on the other side was like. But how the hell was a guy like him supposed to just come out and say, “I wanna switch sides”? That’d be ridiculous—uncool as hell. Not wanting anyone close to him to find out, he turned to Twitter and arranged a “meet-up” with an anon account. It was supposed to be a one-night thing. Just that. “Why did you block me, bro? Was I not good enough that night?” “… ” “Prode, I like you.” But seriously— why the hell won’t that kid play by his rules?